Thirteen Steps
to Build a Campfire
Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into
slivers.
Bandage left thumb.
Chop remaining fragments into smaller
fragments.
Bandage left foot.
Make a structure of slivers (including
those embedded in hand).
Light match.
Light match.
Repeat "A Scout
is Cheerful" and light match.
Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments,
and blow gently into base of flames. Apply burn ointment to nose.
When fire
is burning, collect more wood.
When fire is burning well, add the remaining
firewood.
After thunderstorm has passed, repeat the above steps
Smoke Signals
First: Hey, look way off over
there. What's that?
Second: Wow, smoke signals!
First: What do they
say?
Second: Help ... my ... blankets ... on ... fire!
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals are eating a
clown. One says to the other: 'Does this taste funny to
you?'
Galactic
Warrior
Badaboom
Cube
Buster
Smashing
Zed
Deluxe
Pool
Crashdown
Da
Numba
