Gas
An old man visited his doctor for help with a
problem.
'Doc, I don't know what's wrong, but I pass gas all the
time. It's weird because they are silent and odorless, but they keep coming out.
In fact, I've passed gas about 6 times just sitting here. What can I
do?'
The doctor replied, 'Here, take one of these pills every morning and
then come see me in a week.'
A week later, the old man came back to the
doctor and he was upset. 'Doc, those pills didn't help - they made it worse! I'm
still passing gas, but now they stink something fierce!'
The doctor replied,
'Calm down, sir. Now that we've cleared your sinuses, we can work on your
hearing.'