- Scout 1: What do zombies serve at tea?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Lady fingers.
- Scout 1: What is the one thing that can harm
Super-Mummy?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Crypt-onite
- Scout 1: What do ghosts need before they can
scare people?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: A Haunting
license.
- Scout 1: Why did the Invisible Man forfeit the
boxing match?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Because he was a
no-show.
- Scout 1: Why did the mummy miss the party?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Because she was all wrapped up in her
work.
- Scout 1: Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Because she wanted it
engraved.
- Scout 1: How did the corpse get out of the
coffin?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: It wormed its way
free.
- Scout 1: What position did the ghost play in the
baseball game?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Fright Field
- Scout 1: Why was the archeologist crying?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Because he wanted his
Mummy.
- Scout 1: What kind of a ship does a vampire
sail?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: A blood vessel.
- Scout 1: What do you call a magic competition
among witches?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: A spelling bee.
- Scout 1: What has fur, howls at the moon, and is
easy to clean?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: A Wash-and-Werewolf.
- Scout 1: Who do monsters buy their cookies from?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: The Ghoul
Scouts.
- Scout 1: Why aren't ghosts allowed in beauty
parlors?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Because they're too
hair-raising.
- Scout 1: Where do monsters swim?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: In Lake
Eerie.
- Scout 1: What did the ghost's mother say to her
son on Halloween night?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: You be scareful out there
tonight.
- Scout 1: Why couldn't Frankenstein dance?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: He had two left
feet.
- Scout 1: What did the ghouls eat at the
barbecue?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Handburgers and hot
dogs.
- Scout 1: What do grave robbers wear in the rain?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: ghoul-oshes.
- Scout 1: What do you say to a ghost with three
heads?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Hello, Hello, Hello
- Scout 1: What did the little boy ghost eat for
lunch?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: a Booloney
sandwich.
- Scout 1: On which kind of street do ghosts live?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: a Dead End
- Scout 1: Who does a ghost love?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: His ghoul friend.
- Scout 1: What do you call a witch in poison ivy?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: An Itchy Witchy
- Scout 1: Who are the werewolves relatives?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: the Whatwolves and the
Whenwolves.
- Scout 1: What kind of pet does Dracula have?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: a blood hound.
- Scout 1: What kind of hotdogs to ghosts like
best?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Halloweiners
- Scout 1: What do you call serious rocks?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Grave Stones
- Scout 1: Why did the witch stand up in front of
the audience?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: to give a Screech.
- Scout 1: Why did the vampire stop working for 15
minutes?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: it was his coffin
break.
- Scout 1: Why did Frankenstein's mail rattle?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: it was a chain
letter
- Scout 1: Why did the vampire get heartburn at
lunch?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: He ate a steak
sandwich
- Scout 1: What instrument does a skeleton play in
the band?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: a tromBONE.
- Scout 1: What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1:
FANGSgiving.
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to
the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.
Q: What monster flies
his kite in a rain storm?
A: Benjamin Frankenstein
Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: Ice Scream
Q: What's a monster's favorite play?
A: Romeo and
Ghouliet
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A:
Scare spray
Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a
ghost?
A: Bamboo
Q: What's a haunted chicken?
A: A poultry-geist
Q: How can you tell when you're
in bed with Count Dracula?
A: He has a big D on his pajamas
Q: What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to
Grandpa monster?
A: Grandma monster
Q: What kind of
mistakes do spooks make?
A: Boo boos
Q: Why do
mummies make excellent spies?
A: They're good at keeping things
under wraps
Q: What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
A: Ghost-Toasties
Q: What kind of monster is safe to
put in the washing machine?
A: A wash and wear wolf
Q: What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
A: They boo-kle their seatbelts
Q: What has webbed
feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A: Count Duckula
Q: Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
A:
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&Ms
Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!
Q: How did the
ghost patch his sheet?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q:
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
A: Twick or Tweet
Q: What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
A: Tombstones
Q: Why should a skeleton drink 10
glasses of milk a day?
A: It's good for the bones
Q:
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?
A: White Pillowcases
Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A:
Squash
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away
Q: What was the witches
favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling
Q: What does
a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay
Q: Where did the
vampire open his savings account?
A: At a blood bank
Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead
sea
Q: Where does Dracula water ski?
A: On Lake Erie
Q: What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?
A: A blood vessel
Q: What do you get when you divide
the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A:
Pumpkin Pi
Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: Why didn't
the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts.
Q: How does the silly witch know what time it is?
A:
She looks at her witch-watch.
Q: What did the Mommy ghost say
to the baby ghost?
A: Don't spook until your spooken to.
Q: Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
A:
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
Q: Why don't witches
like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A: They're afraid
of flying off the handle!
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